Thursday, May 18, 2006

Bush's Approval Rating Remains Strong on eBay

The White House reports today that President Bush continues to enjoy a 94% positve feedback rating on eBay. Something no modern U.S. President has been able to achieve in or out of office. Press Secretary Tony Snow told reporters that the President recently received an "A" rating, followed by an unprecedented eleven plus signs.

"U.S. eBay users know this is a President you can trust. Who's gonna package your goods with care. He's gonna send 'em via UPS. In a timely manner."

However, the President's critics say they are still waiting on a collection of miniature glass owls they bought in March and have not yet received.

~ taken from The Onion Radio News podcast

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