Joystiq is doing a little contest to give away a free copy of BioShock (ends this Friday). All you have to do to win is leave a comment on this post, citing a reason for NOT being excited for BioShock.Here are the top 10 comments so far...
10. Not enough minigames.
9. No pirates, zombies or ninjas.
8. It's an affront to Objectivist Utopians everywhere.
7. The water effects in Ecco the Dolphin are better.
6. The many hours you will spend playing BioShock, will likely lead to a Red Ring.
5. Hot coffee between the Little Sisters and Big Daddies.
4. There are no motion controls.
3. None of the nearby Toys 'R Us stores were selling it early.
2. It has the same frame rate as the PS3 version of Madden NFL 08.
1. The game opens with a plane crash survival, but this game has nothing to do with LOST.
Update: The accolades continue to roll in for BioShock. Check out this YTMND page!
2 comments:
Almost all those reasons are pointless. The only one that actulay holds a slight flame is #6.
#4 especialy, 360 doesn't have any motion controls! And as for reasons 2, 3, 7, and 10.. WHO GIVES A SHIT!?
Thanks, but I think you're missing the sarcasm of the article.
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